Joanna Hastings
Prompt: You Stole What? - From Episode 05
You stole what I wanted. I’m coming to get it. Watch yourself. I don’t care what corner you hid it in, behind your skin, your heart, your brain, your name. I’m going to get it back.
Prompt: For Some Reason The Ducks Weren’t Happy - From Episode 03
The fridge sat in the shed beside the freezer. "At least you've got bread in you," it grumbled. "Nowt in me but stale crumbs & old milk stains. They can't even give me away. I'm junk." "I'll be made redundant soon, too," said the freezer. "Bread's bad for ducks, t'internet says."
Prompt: Chaos, Attic, Gondola - From Episode 03
In the chaos they forgot to check the attic. Unsurprising, she conceded, feet crossed on the desk, watching them prise up floorboards, knock the door to the library in... push aside the fossil of the prize Tyrannosaur and pull down the Renaissance marble Michelangelo. Unsurprising, because who would hide a gondola in an attic? It made no sense, unless you knew about the lake that she’d installed under the roof.
Joanna was a guest on Episode 03 and since then has contributed on many occasions. She is the Sonnet Bomber and can be found on twitter at @Flying_Trunk.